Lopen (op enig niveau) zit er effe nog niet in. Heb wel voor mezelf geprobeerd. Misschien na de kerst begin ik weer.
Groet,
Frans


En nu, voor iets compleet anders: What's in a name (effe volhouden, dit is
> schitterend)
>
>
> Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of
> the Communist Party in China.
> > >
> > > HU'S ON FIRST
> > > By James Sherman
> > >
> > >
> > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
> > >
> > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> > >
> > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
> > > China.
> > >
> > > George: Great. Lay it on me.
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> > >
> > > George: That's what I want to know.
> > >
> > > Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> > >
> > > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
> > > China?
> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.
> > >
> > > George: I mean the fellow's name.
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.
> > >
> > > George: The guy in China.
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.
> > >
> > > George: The new leader of China.
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu.
> > >
> > > George: The Chinaman!
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is leading China.
> > >
> > > George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> > >
> > > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> > >
> > > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> > >
> > > Condi: That's the man's name.
> > >
> > > George: That's who's name?
> > >
> > > Condi: Yes.
> > >
> > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
> > > leader of China?
> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was
> > > in the Middle East.
> > >
> > > Condi: That's correct.
> > >
> > > George: Then who is in China?
> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > > George: Yassir is in China?
> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.
> > >
> > > George: Then who is?
> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > > George: Yassir?
> > >
> > > Condi: No, sir.
> > >
> > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
> > > leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the
> > > U.N. on the phone.
> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?
> > >
> > > George: No, thanks.
> > >
> > > Condi: You want Kofi?
> > >
> > > George: No.
> > >
> > > Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> > >
> > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
> > > glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi?
> > >
> > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> > >
> > > Condi: And call who?
> > >
> > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > >
> > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> > >
> > > George: Will you stay out of China?!
> > >
> > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
> > > at the U.N.
> > >
> > > Condi: Kofi.
> > >
> > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
> > > the phone.
> > >
> > > (Condi picks up the phone.)
> > >
> > > Condi: Rice, here.
> > >
> > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
> > > Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And
> > > the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the
> > > Middle East?
>